Monday, 3 January 2011

Fuck yeah!



I've been looking for a video of this song for ages. It's not really a musical memory song and this isn't a musical memory post. For the past three months, I've been trying to write another MM post. I've got three unfinished posts sitting in my drafts. It's just that I get so melancholic and I sit there listening to the song over and over while thinking back to that time and actually getting a physical reaction to it. It feels like being slightly hungry and cold and anxious. It doesn't make me happy at all... What makes me happy is perfect, cheesy pop rock. Phantom Planet's "Is Missing" album is one of my favourite albums of all time, possibly my favourite album of of all time. To quote the sexiest ocelot I know: "this CD is one of those rare beasts whose every track is good."



Does not the combination of goofy little guitar bits, sweet harmonies, satisfying chord progressions and cheesy lyrics bring a smile to your face? It doesn't matter how I felt prior, whenever I hear any song from this album, or almost any Phantom Planet song from their first two albums, I feel good. Feeling down cause I feel like a wastrel and that all my friends are more successful than me? No problem. Feeling fat, slow, old and wrinkled? No problem. Feeling pissed because Fatty unloaded all over my cricket bag? No problem. I think that if I was being stabbed to death while listening to this stuff, I'd probably still feel good (not a completely unlikely scenario, as "Is Missing" is one of Mikey's most treasured CDs. I could see him reacting badly to me stealing and listening to it...... naked...... in his room...... while defiling his goomba plush toys...... mmmmm, goomba plush toys)


Mmmmmmmm...... goomba plush toys.......
In homage to Susie's excellent Everclear post, the first song isn't actually from "Is Missing". I didn't pick up on that at all, 大猫 was fooled. I also didn't have an IRC nick that was Phantom Planet-related, but I did draw a Phantom Planet picture in MS Paint that was the wallpaper on dad's computer for a while... Was it dad? Or g-money?

Fuck yeah!

Sunday, 17 October 2010

Diva, Diva!



My most satisfying musical memories are ones where the songs are from the same time period as the memory. "Beijing welcomes you" is a good example of this, it's so 2008 China. Even better is when the music reflects your generation or your friends. It's been a long time since I was current, I mean liking the music that people my age are supposed to like, at the time it comes out. With all the crap out there today, I always forget that.....while it is shit, it does represent a generation of kids. Does the generation that's just moved out of adolescence always look down on the music of the current young folk? I'm 29, so I guess I haven't just moved out of adolescence and I am rambling so anway......

Here are my two songs for this post. They are by a Korean pop group called Diva and they were introduced to me by my friend SC. I haven't seen him in person for 11 years, I haven't talked to him for about 3. His Facebook now lists his location as New York, New York. After finishing high school, he moved back to Korea to work and complete his military service requirements. A few years back he moved to the US to study fashion design in Washington, DC. I think he must have come out while at college, because he put up a video on Facebook of him singing in the "Washington Gay Mans' Choir" and his fashion sense (from his pictures) can only be described as "flaming". I'd never really thought about the possibility that he might be gay...... He was always just too gay to be gay, if you know what I mean. I always thought his gayness was like a coping mechanism. I think that Korean guys generally have two options growing up, to either be the aggressive macho, arseholes and compete in that male-dominated society, or to be a more passive, effeminate dude and not compete or be a threat to the alpha males. I had a lot of problems with Korean guys at my high school, I nearly got beaten up several times by these rich, arsehole Korean guys.....who probably had the crap beaten out of them by other Korean guys at other stages in their lives. I think that's just the way it is.

Here is a story that I think relates. I met one of the nicest Korean guys ever while studying at Bohai. He served his compulsory military service time in the marine corp, the toughest soldiers in the Korean army. He said that the first month in the corp consists of getting beaten up every single day, like 5-6 more senior soldiers get to kick the crap out of you and you can't fight back. I asked if he beat up the new recruits when he was one of the senior guys and he just shrugged his shoulders and said "Yes, what else can you do? It's the rules.". He is a genuinely nice person and I was a little taken aback that he could just beat up defenseless kids.....but I guess he had his role and part to play.

I don't want to turn this into a commentary on Korean society, because despite having met quite a few Koreans, I don't think I should really generalize too much. I just think it was pretty tough for SC growing up. He is an arty, creative, very talented musically, nice, funny guy. I'm not sure whether he knew he was gay then, but I'm sure he felt different and a little bit alienated from his culture, which is highly homophobic. I remember him being pretty unhappy about the way the other Korean guys went about things, how they had this macho pecking order and all the fights and confrontations they got into with each other. SC managed to remove himself from all that by being the funny jokester, the effeminate gay acting, non-threatening guy. So yeah, even though there were plenty of signs that SC was gay, I was actually a little surprised his current gayness..... I mean he might not be gay, but he is a fashion designer and he dresses and talks (well, comments on Facebook) like a diva..... Hehehehehe..... I remember him commenting a lot on how good-looking I was, noticing that I have green eyes (well not really, they do turn greenish sometimes though), kissing me on the mouth while drunk at a party and dancing and singing along to music like this:



I would have joined in too, if I could sing in Korean or had seen the videos to learn the dance moves. I'd never seen the videos for these songs until I found them on Youtube while looking them for this post. I remember SC having blue contacts like the girls in the video, and yelling out "Diva, diva" and doing the pose from 0.59. I remember him singing with another effeminate Korean guy Jun, who also had a great voice (a high tenor that I wish I had). Jun's mother apparently was a famous pop singer in Korea and he once sung Whitney Houston's "Greatest love of all" in school assembly. But yeah, their singing was really awesome...

I can't remember the first time I heard this group's music, but I remember really liking it straight away. I asked SC if he could buy me a copy of their CD when he went back to Korea for the holidays. He did and I think I still have it lying around in my room somewhere. But yeah, these two songs, and that whole album remind me of my 6th form year (which was probably my best at high school), of hanging out at Korean parties and drinking shoju and midori, of my friend SC and of being 17 and liking dumb pop music that was designed to appeal to kids my age. :D




Friday, 15 October 2010

Thursday, 14 October 2010

There'll be no desafinado, when your heart belongs to me completely.

That was a cheap move, Mei. You go and write a great post about a great song..... and then you had the nerve to embed the video into the post (raising Moot's expectations to unreasonably high standards.....Moot will get a text link and like it!)..... and the still frame from the video is just so conveniently Jakob Dylan's beautiful, chiseled (but not overly so), symmetrical (he looks exactly the same despite the video being a mirror image) face.

I've decided that since I can't compete on sheer blogging competency, I need something to differentiate myself. I will use my lack of technology to my advantage by not telling you what my next song is. You can read through the post, place your guess in the comments section and then I will put up another post with the lovely video in it. Okay?

This song was introduced to me by a certain crafty ocelot, who picked it up on her travels. It is one of those songs that has always tempted me into thinking about investing a little bit of time into learning some of the language, just so I could sing it better. Take "Desafinado" for example, I always wanted to learn a little Portuguese so that I could sing like this:




Rather than like this (although this version is a lot of fun):



The guy who sung my secret memory song was apparently one of Joao Gilberto's main influences, and it could be argued that he too, was one of the founding fathers of bossanova music. I think this is probably enough hintage for Susie to guess who the singer is and what the song must be. Another bonus hint for Moot, the singer died a couple of years ago aged 90..... and the best anagram of his name is the hilarious "An old ravisher". If you need to have it playing at the same time as you read it, Moot, you can solve the riddle and search for the song on Youtube.....or you might just be able to find it on the living room computer.

But yeah, it's frustrating when you have a song that is so great and so catchy, yet you feel like you are defiling the language when singing it.... but defile it I did. This song was the theme song for my trip to Canada in 2001. I couldn't get it out of my head..... everywhere I went, I'd say not 30 minutes would have gone by without me humming it or singing it in my head. Sitting in the airport talking to an arsehole Canadian immigration officer (only unpleasant Canadian I met, I shit you not), watching Aunty Grace cook a foil-wrapped fish recipe that she learned from Jamie Oliver, playing pool with cousin David (and having him ask if Aunty Grace cooked the same fish dish she always makes), being unimpressed by the Niagra falls, purchasing a stupid set of clay poker chips that I have never used, sitting by some river thinking oh my god I'm 20 what have I done/am I doing with my life.....all of these occurred with my secret song lurking somewhere in the background. The question is.....what song is it?

After I finished my time in Canada, I went to see my friend Paul, who was attending Yale at that time. My theme song for that part of my trip was this song. Man, those Ivy League kids know how to party... But I suppose that is a post for another day.

Sunday, 10 October 2010

有梦想谁都了不起

Every now and again I go to Youtube, or Youku and listen to some Chinese songs. I'm not really a huge fan of most Chinese music. I've tried, but 99% of the stuff I've listen to just sounds like pop crap..... Okay, I know I like poppy crap, but it has to be a certain type of poppy crap. One song that causes me to become a little emotional and even tear up on occasion is the official theme song from the 2008 Olympic games, "Bejing welcomes you" (北京欢迎你)....I have no real reason to write the Chinese, I just wanted to do so. Anyway, this is a little odd for me because I really fucking hated the song at the time. I mean in the days leading up to, and during the Olympics, this song was played over and over and over and over again. Given that it is a seven minute song with basically the same verse and same chorus repeated over and over again, that's not good. It's one thing to have "Bohemian Rhapsody", or something epic that changes all the time for seven minutes..... but "Beijing welcomes you" is basically a standard three and a half minute pop song that they decided to double in length to give all the celebrities a chance to sing a line. So yeah, I hated the song at the time.... However, it was played so much during this period that the song has become indelibly linked to my memories of the time. It got me thinking about all the songs that I associate with people or events or certain periods in my life. So I decide to make a list of songs that bring back the most powerful and vivid memories. Hopefully, I'll be able to get out a few blog posts on the topic..... but for now, watch the video and be amused by the fact that I think of Mikey when I see Wang Lee Hom..... Dad when I see Jackie Chan.... and Susie when I see Karen Mok..... If only Anthony Wong had gotten in on it, he would definitely be me. Sorry mum, but you are caucasian and I don't think you'd want to be associated with a cheesy song like that anyway. You get a piece of "Scotland the Brave" though. :P

Tuesday, 4 May 2010

Okay, I just finished a quick edit and this is a pretty long post

Alright, I am going to continue with the free-flowing train of thought-style blog posts. Mainly because I am lazy and don´t want to have to organise my thoughts too much. I´ll try not to sound like too much of an arsehole, although that will be tough cause I think fundamentally, I am a bit of an arsehole. Not in the way that I actually treat people, I hope, but in what I think. Does thinking about these things make you an arsehole if you don´t reveal them to anyone or act on them? I´ve been working hard on trying to be a nice guy, but it´s tough... I do believe that if given enough time talking to someone, I will eventually say something pretty offensive. I just have to hope that I´ve built up enough goodwill to withstand it. Anyway...

Last weekend was pretty busy for me. I went out both Friday and Saturday nights, changed my homestay accomodation and went to see some guys go paragliding.

On Friday, the language school held a barbeque with a free tango lesson before hand. I decided to give the tango lesson a shot, cause at the very least, all that instructions would be in Spanish and I could practice my listening a bit. I arrive to find that the three other students in the class were two guys and a girl who were in Cordoba to do volunteer work. One of the guys and the girl were from Spain, and the other guy, Freddo, was from France. Tango is hard... I love the music and I love watching it, but it is hard. I don´t claim to be a great dancer, but I am co-ordinated and generally pick up physical activities quickly. I think Tango is a bit like Spanish... The individual elements aren´t tough to grasp by themselves, but putting it together is a big challenge. Just standing with good posture is unnatural for me, let alone remembering to have the right pressure when holding your dance partner, moving your feet in the right way and to the right rhythmn....all while an attractive but stern tango teacher is barking instructions in a language that you don´t speak very well. It was fun though. The Spanish girl was really pretty. Unfortunately, she had super hairy arms that I could feel while dancing with her. She was also really friendly and chatty....only I couldn´t really understand anything she said. I think it was a combination of her speaking super fast and the fact that it was Spanish Spanish as opposed to Argentinean Spanish. There is actually a reasonable difference. They use ¨vos¨here instead of ¨tu¨and there is no ¨vosotros¨. It´s different even from other South American Spanish dialects... There are some new students in my class from the Netherlands and Switzerland and they say that the Spanish here sounds a lot like Italian. Cool... I wouldn´t mind speaking Italian-Spanish...I wouldn´t mind speaking any form of Spanish really...

The main event, the barbeque was good. It was my first experience with eating large quantities of meat here in Argentina. I thought it was very tasty, but wasn´t blown away. It just tasted like good barbeque in New Zealand, albeit a little more salty. It certainly didn´t compare to Jinzhou´s world famous shaokao. Man, I could go for some yangruo chuanr right now. My experience with Argentinean food here has been mixed. There are some tasty things, but the cuisine in general is a bit on the bland side. It took me a while to realize what was wrong and why I´ve been craving things like mee goreng and tonkatsu curry. They don´t really use any spices here. Even stuff like the Mexican food they have here is fairly bland (what are you doing eating Mexican food in Argentina when you are going to be vising SoCal, Dave?). I really want to go to one of the few Chinese restaurants I´ve seen around here, to see if their food is similarly underspiced. I´m sure things will be different in Buenos Aires, but there really isn´t much variety in the cuisine here. I haven´t seen any Japanese or Korean restaurants yet, no Thai, no Indian. If you like steak, meat sandwiches, ham and cheese sandwiches, Italian food and pastries...you´ll love Argentina. Ooh...there are many really nice quaint little places that serve really delicious-looking pastries and cakes. Moot moot moot!

Anyway, the barbeque was good but not great and the company was good as well. After dinner, three Argentinean youths performed some local traditional music. Two guitars and a guy playing a wood flute or pipe or recorder thing. They were good, competent...however the music did start to get a bit samey. I prefer my Argentinean music to be of the more upbeat, dancey variety. The amusing thing is, that when they were done, one of the Swiss guys from the language school got up and played some tunes on his sax. He was pretty bad-arse... He played the theme from the Pink Panther, which I guess all saxophanists play, but he absolutely killed it (in the good way). He also played ¨All of me¨, which is one of my favourite jazz standards of all time. I felt a little bit bad for the kids who had just played, cause they were completely overshadowed.

Around 11pm, the party was winding down, so Chase made the call to head off to a club where there was going to be a hip-hop party. A hip-hop party in Argentina? Why the fuck not? I was really happy to tag along and to continue socializing with my fellow students. If you are my friend on Facebook (it´s not too late to come back, Menina), you can view the pictures from the party. Well, at least the crappy one of me that Julieta tagged. God, I look like a fricken´zombie... I´m glad that I´m not self conscious when I get in the dancing groove, cause I bet I look fucking hilarious, retarded and terrible at the same time. Anyway, it was good times... I didn´t get as wasted as I did the previous week. Mainly, I think, because I stayed away from the Fernet. Also, I think having the right people in your posse is key. You need to have people who dance because they are feeling the music and who just love to dance. I hate going out and dancing when it´s just a bunch of guys looking to score and who are only dancing to pull or to grope or whatever. I´ve been doing some thinking about why it is that I prefer dancing with girls, even though I might not actually be dancing with them. I think just being in the vicinity of people who love dancing is infectious... You look around and see them having a awesome time and really getting into the music and you can´t help but feed off that energy. I think girls just love to dance more than guys (there are exceptions, like Stu, I´d go dancing with him any day of the week....well not any day of the week, but him going dancing would be a drawcard for me to go two). One of the girls in our party was a Brazilian girl, who I think is actually a dancer of some sort. Anyway, she was a terrific dancer and I was happy to occupy dancefloor space next to her. On a related note, I think that having girls in your party puts other guys at ease. If I´m with a bunch of girls, some dumb fuck is less likely to feel threatened and think I am trying to mack onto his girl. I think this is particularly important here in Argentina, where there is a bit of a macho culture. There´s no way I would hit on a girl here that I didn´t know (not that I could anyway, with my Spanish). It´s even worse in China, I would actually move away if a Chinese girl started dancing close to me. Drunk Chinese dudes can get very over-protective and image conscious. Their girl dancing near you makes them lose face, especially if you are a foreigner. No....I don´t want to fuck your girlfriend, you short, fat, ugly, pock-marked, BO-ridden motherfucker... You can take her back home and ¨bang¨her with your one inch chode. She´s only into you for your money anyway... you piggy fuck. Whoa....there is definitely some hostility there.... better navigate away from the topic. Yeah....in short, the party was great, the music was great, the dancing was great, I didn´t get fucked up......which was great.

What wasn´t great was having to get up at 9am (after 4 hours sleep), to move out of my previous unsatisfactory homestay, into an awesome new place, that is actually a home. I don´t want to talk too much about the old place, primarily because I think to some degree, it´s not really her fault. The old lady did do the bare minimum, I guess. Her food was nice enough. She did make some attempt to talk to me some time. Problem is that it wasn´t really a home, I mean a living home. Sure, she lived with her daughter, who is a doctor and never at home and she was stand-offish anyway, but I mean it wasn´t a living breathing home. It was a home once, as evidenced by the old pictures she kept around the house. I imagine it was a pretty warm and inviting place once, when her five kids and husband were still living there. But now, I think her husband is dead and four of her offspring have moved away and it´s mostly just her and her two cats alone at home. I feel sorry for her. I don´t want to live with her, but I feel sorry for her. My new homestay are also grandparents, but they have one of their grandsons living with them and they have family visiting almost every single day. I get the impression that they are reasonably happy and content, and I think that was the main thing missing from my previous place. Unhappy people shouldn´t be homestay hosts.

Yup, so I was busy moving into my new place. I now share a room with Yusuke next to Jamie´s room. A new American kid, Chris, moved into the room down the end. It´s nice having people around. Oh, and the food is fantastic. The best meal I´ve had in Argentina was last night´s dinner. Jorge makes incredible roast potatoes and the roast beef was good as well. A few hours after I arrived on Saturday, I sat down to a traditional Argentinean 1st of May meal, ¨Locro¨. Locro is a type of stew, and the one we had was a simple beef and bean stew that was very good. They had some picante salsa to go with it that wasn´t actually very hot at all, but then again, it might have been by Argentinean standards. After lunch, Jorge´s son Marcos invited us to go watch some paragliding out near a small town about an hour´s drive out of town. Yusuke and I gladly accepted. It was a bit of a mission climbing to the top of the hill where they were jumping off, but it was worth it cause the view was magnificent and it was cool to have people taking off a few metres to the side of you. I hadn´t really been out of the city at all, so it was nice to get some fresh air and peace. I wish I´d brought my camera. Heheheheh.....Yusuke took some pictures. I think I might see if I can steal them off him. But no promises, I am toying with the idea of making this a pic-free blog and making you wade through paragraph after paragraph of text. You can choose not to read....no one´s twisting your arm. I hate taking photographs.....I suck at it. Don´t make me take photographs.... I just need to get other people to take them, then tag me in them on Facebook. Paragliding was cool... Not that I did it or will do it...... but it was cool.

We got back around 8 and started to contemplate plans for the evening. Jamie was trying to organise to meet up with Ricardo, who was going to a party. However, none of us have an Argentinean cell number, so all this had to be done via Facebook. Not the most efficient way... To cut a long story short (cause I´m getting pretty tired of writing and my eyes are sore), we didn´t meet up with Ricardo, we ended up going out, but I was tired after only 4 hours sleep the night before and we weren´t with any girls who loved dancing. We went to a pretty big club on the outskirts of town, and it was packed and pumping....but I was falling asleep on the couches in the outdoor smoking area. We got back at 5am and I was glad to tumble into bed.

Sunday was a rest day. I got up at 1 and just chilled out the whole day. I did some study, which was badly needed, in a park but it started raining, so I then moved to a cafe, which is so Susie. I was really happy to receive that compliment. :) ...... and yeah...... that´s about it. I think that´s me done for now. Chau.